
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on
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my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took
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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK
I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT
HOW?????
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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
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